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I’m in Dallas, Tx on business. Well I’m off this weekend so I been out running around. I went to harbor freight to buy a couple of moving blankets. Anyways.
I’m walking across the parking lot and a black woman is running towards me. I didn’t really pay attention until she was WAY to close. She stops as I’m about to draw my Pistol.
She yells “you want to be my sugar daddy? My p——-y is clean. “
I’m yelling “stop! Step back! No get away from me.” (Much more colorful words than I’ll type)

Im really not sure what was going on but she was one step from taking 2 to the chest. I wasn’t prepared. Im still shaking. I called my wife she’s laughing her arse off. It may be funny in a minute. I guess all that to sayi need to be prepared at all times!
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Coulda changed your luck right there!!!! .rolling. .rolling.
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First thing that popped into my mind.....

"Me so horny.....love you long time".... 😂 😂 😂
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Too buku!!
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You could have saw a black cat with a red bird in mouth, but nooooooooo😆😆
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Opportunity(s) missed!! Good thing, either way!! You prolly got good laugh now!!!! Lol
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Jethro wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 3:18 pm First thing that popped into my mind.....

"Me so horny.....love you long time".... 😂 😂 😂
😂😂
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Laughing now I guess. Still a little off. It was just really weird it could have been a TikTok prank or anything. It was like slow motion, I seen her running, getting closer, then oh chit she’s running at me. I’m yelling stop, in the process of pulling my weapon when she stops, stands two feet away, and then runs off to my left. I didn’t notice anyone with her. She could have easily ran me straight over before I could have drawn my pistol and I could have been in a world of chit. I let her get too close. I didn’t recognize the situation I was in until it was to late.
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It is a crazy world we live in for sure
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Still having a hard time processing yesterday. What she said, hilarious!
The situation not so much. Actually, I guess it scared me a little bit. I was jumpy the rest of the day. Went to eat later someone dropped a dish, I was literally standing beside the table before I knew it deciding fight or flight when I realized it was just a glass or two.


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ImThere wrote:Still having a hard time processing yesterday. What she said, hilarious!
The situation not so much. Actually, I guess it scared me a little bit. I was jumpy the rest of the day. Went to eat later someone dropped a dish, I was literally standing beside the table before I knew it deciding fight or flight when I realized it was just a glass or two.


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I can see how that would put you on edge!


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FLTENNHUNTER1 wrote:
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She would have had a better chance!! Bwahahaha!!


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ImThere wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:16 pm
FLTENNHUNTER1 wrote:Asian woman wearing I will Not Love You Long Time T-Shirt.jpg
She would have had a better chance!! Bwahahaha!!


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